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Clam Baking

The female version of tea bagging. Tea bagging with a female character
After I shot Jason with the flare gun Betty gave his face a good old clam baking .
by Jeahoal Jones June 15, 2017
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Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)
I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India
by Kerburki July 4, 2009
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Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.
"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003
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Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
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Jersey Clam Bake

When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.
by dcw001 September 9, 2010
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Clam Bake

when you go to a lan and smoke so much that you cannot see anymore
Go to joopies lan and we can have a Clam Bake
by Josh Krantz March 21, 2003
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Clam Bake

Slang for scissoring, which is slang for two women gettin' it on
Woman: Man, I'm tired.
Man: Why?
Woman: Amy and I had a clam bake last night.
by cmp410 December 28, 2010
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