Citiot

Girl in Florida who has a dad in Ohio that thinks she can't function on her own.

My dad called me a citiot.

by Country god of thunder November 8, 2020

Cityiot Proof

To simplify a task or equipment so that a city employee can understand how to complete their task. See Cityiot definition.

We better Cityiot Proof. it put a instruction sticker on that button to explain exactly how to start the truck or they won’t figure it out.

by Classic Tex April 13, 2023

Cidiot

A combination of the words "City" and "Idiot". Cidiots are dwellers of large cities and even Suburbia, who have no idea of what life is realistically like outside of their concrete jungles or HOAs, thinking that everyone living in rural areas are backwards hillbillies, rednecks, and hicks. The average cidiot will also view the people living in rural areas with utter contempt and disdain. Cidiots routinely don't know how to do basic things such as their own oil changes, basic plumbing, or installing a light switch, and would rather pay large sums of money to have these things done for them rather than learn these skills themselves. Wealthy cidiots end up wrecking rural towns by bringing in big businesses that suck the life out of local shops.

Frank: Did you see that guy who got a flat tire and decided to call AAA?
Bob: Yeah, I did. Did he know that there's a spare tire in the trunk?
Frank: Probably not, just another cidiot

by shinra33459 June 4, 2023

Citiot

Retarded city slicker
Opposite of a hillbilly

Hey Jethro, look at those citiot boys thinking they know how to hunt, lol...that one is scared of his own shadow

by Lurcho Grande November 21, 2023

three citiots

a TV show created by osla about three friends named phil (Freddie potts) Freddy (noah sudell) Oscar (Oscar Byrne) and gary (Tom chapman-fox) who live in new york

Jim: hey did you watch the new three citiots episode
joe: how did you get in my house?

by oscarbyrne1 September 7, 2021