Cooch camping

When a girl is dating a guy and you are waiting for them to break up

Ya bro she got a bf so I’m cooch camping for now

by Droopy Homes December 26, 2018

Ebay Camping

Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.

Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...

I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...

by xbustacap March 21, 2007

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

Boob camping

Boob camping !

Is the act most common for the male gender.

It is act of observing the environment (or a recorded material)
while on guard for the chest section of the a female body (also know as the section of the body where the boobs/tits are attached).
You are boob camping when you are outside (a bar,a caffe, park etc.) and you are looking for a pair of nicely shaped boobs.
This act can also be used during the observation of recorded material Where you spy for boobs.

Hey dude what were you doing yesterday? Um i was like boob camping.

When did you find those fine tits? When i was boob camping thath Britney Spears video!

by Nedrus July 12, 2009

Harold Camping

President of Family Radio, and host of his show "Open Forum." He is notorious for his frequent predictions of the rapture, that so far have not been fulfilled. His most recent prediction was in 2011, where he promised that 200 million believers would be taken to heaven, while the rest of the world's population would be left on earth to witness the end of the world. He had predicted that earthquakes would begin at 6 PM on Christmas island and would continue until the end of the world on October 21, 2011, where the world would be completely destroyed by a ball of fire. When the rapture failed to occur on the said day, he "moved" the date of the rapture to October 21, saying that the previous date had been a "spiritual" rapture, and that the real rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, complete with the simotaneous destruction of the world. Unfortunatly, his previous failed prediction will likely ruin his credibility. He had previously predicted the rapture to occur early in 1994.

Harold Camping doesn't know what he's talking about, and neither do the entire 5 people who make up his following.

by dantherocker1 November 15, 2011

pay day spawn camping

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.

Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police?
Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job.
Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.

by Dr. Spoonenstien February 25, 2010

Harold Camping

An old bastard who, after falsely predicting the rapture and subsequent end of the world twice in 1994 and May 21, 2011, has boldly made another prediction for October 21, 2011. He screwed over many people (although if you're dumb enough to believe it...you kind of deserve it.) He made millions off of this scam from his followers, some donating all of their life savings and retirement to his "non-profit organization."

Harold Camping is, for lack of a better term, a douche bag.

by KaylaKush September 24, 2011