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Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese
Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean
by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019
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Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016
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wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020
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Chinesium

An element not found on the periodic table. A crappy metal or plastic substance made in China in the manufacture of ALL Chinese exports.
The only stuff under the Christmas tree this year is Chinesium crap.
by R Vegas July 9, 2010
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chinesium

The material used in products that guarantees that the product will break within the first week of usage.
Your new iphone case broke? It was probably made of chinesium.
by DirtyDan20xx May 1, 2019
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Chymes day

Chymes= magical mystical and Canada's finest whiskey
On April 17 the knights of the chymes table joined together and encouraged others to chyme in by drinking a famous chyme and top cola or chyme and mountain top. during the day one may notice such things such as chymes day miracles where teachers mysteriously cancel class for the sake of it.

Overall Chymes day is to celebrate the god created whiskey that is so great. chymeing out
mark drank chymes so he must be chymeing in on chymes day
by chymer July 15, 2009
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Chinese Pagoda Party

When 8 other men or women have an orgy on top of each other and stack on top like a sexualss Pagoda..
"Hey Wei i just called my lesbians to the Chinese Pagoda Party"
by strawberrylesbianzebra June 19, 2013
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