cupertino

Land of the toyotas

A town where passive aggressiveness is frequently mistaken for intelligence.

cupertino is a shit hole

by takshivjorlika May 1, 2021

Chuper

the plastic mechanism that slides back and forth to release water on the top of a sports water bottle.

"the chuper on my water bottle is broken, water is leaking out"

by roknin December 21, 2021

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

by heilschnaps May 15, 2023

Cupertino Kool-Aid

When someone is absolutely convinced that iPhones are the only smartphone option, iPads are the only tablet in the market, and Macs or Macbooks are the only laptop worth considering, they have drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid (also known as the "Apple juice".

Derrick is seriously obsessed with his Apple products. He considers Android users as sub-human. The boy has really drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid.

by ViperGeek February 26, 2024