cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain

"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"

by magical_pony October 30, 2019

camstain

A mark from a bodily fluid created by thinking of or physically seeing NBA superstar Cam Reddish.

Todd: Yo did you see Cam Reddish's 720 dunk?

Ned: Hell yeah I got a camstain

by lil bag December 11, 2020

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Cumstant

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).

I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!

by July_ April 17, 2022

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Chastain

A Chastain an individual who constantly feels the urge to say sly comments and talk about inappropriate behavior. A Chastain puts the "stain" in Chastain. A Chastain would have found that previous sentence funny but not too funny because it wasn't immature enough. A Chastain sucks at madden and will get angry rather quickly after the first touchdown scored on him. Words such as "fuck","dammit","shit" will be followed by "its rigged", "why r u so lucky", "You're a bitch", "fuck you" while playing madden. A Chastain is gifted down below.

That dude is such a Chastain. I am beating him by 30 in madden and he is pissed.
He is such a Chastain. He has been talking about inappropriate things for the past hour.

by CHIRPCHIRP22 October 19, 2016