Chuffer

A person who either takes their stuff to the gym more often than they climb, someone who consistently and constantly gives BS beta, or tries to start a problem 2-3 grades above their level and never progresses

He's such a Chuffer

by ChossBawlzz January 16, 2017

churnerator

someone that creates unnecessary or unproductive work or stress (that is, “churn”); 2) a person responsible for inducing wide-spread distraction, especially in an organization. Synonyms: crisis generator, crisis architect, chucklehead.

“My new co-worker a bona fide churnerator; he is very proficient at identifying hypothetical problems, magnifying their importance, and proposing expensive solutions to fix them.”

by El Heje December 6, 2009

Butter churner

When a lactating women fills a cup with breast milk then a man pours that into her vagina as a lubricant and proceeds to penetrate in and out in a churning motion until a frothy, vitamin filled, butter is made

We did the butter churner last night and had some home grown buttered toast for breakfast .

by God Banjo April 28, 2016

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

German Butter churner

when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.

bro the German Butter churner is so sick i almost lost it.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

Michigan Milk Churner

A sexual act in which a man cums into a woman's anus and urinates and keeps fucking her.

Jake: "Dude, i gave jessica a Michigan Milk Churner last night!"
Jamal:"Sweet Dude! How long did you keep going for?"
Jake:"like 2 Minutes."
Jamal:"Thats Crazy Dude!"

by Conjure04 November 1, 2019

chuffer

chuffer is another name for the human bottom

my mate gary likes it up the chuffer

by Dr Tom Dack January 11, 2005