chuffed

To be quite proud of ones self.

I just had my first backshot experience, i'm so chuffed!

by SOPHisACE November 21, 2001

chuffer

Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.

I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.

by M'ie July 25, 2008

chuff box

Nasty, hairy pussy that smells like ass. Janet Reno has one. Don't ask.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

That chuff box has health code violations.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Duff Chuff

basically getting a girl up the duff and then sucking the baby out through a straw when possible

i fucking did the duff chuff to chelsea leigh last night

by ryan926 January 12, 2009

chuffage

smoking pot, marijuana, weed, grass

You want to partake in some chuffage?

by KristenRojo November 22, 2006

chuff

anglo-slang for snatch, vagina.

"How's the weather in Phoenix?"

"Dryer than a nun's chuff."

by ixnay5 October 8, 2005

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019