chuckwad

an insult that describes a person as a wad of vomit

"You stupid chuckwad!"

by kyohaku October 2, 2008

cucktard

A mix between cuck and tard.

Is Tanner M. still a cucktard.

by cucktard April 18, 2017

cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

by get.durty September 30, 2014

Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016

Cockward

A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.

Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.

by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009

chucknard

an absolute tool or loser, a pretty generic insult

man, michael bolton is such a chucknard!

by petey the playa January 21, 2006