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Slow-dance chubby

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
by Oruganaconga January 14, 2017
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science chubby

A penile swelling in response to positive scientific results, and or particularly fly equipment
After observing the elemental analyzer emitting a 10,000 kelvin argon plasma flame, I had a science chubby.
by Keven "big" Johnson July 31, 2006
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semi-chubby

To have a fully erect penis would be to have a chubby - semi chubby therefor would be to have a semi erect penis.
"Hey hot stuff come suck on on this semi-chubby"
by monkeymagicsucker November 6, 2013
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Sportin' a chubby

Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet
Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.

Friend: what happened?

Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
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chubb snugg

When you're cuddling, and start to get a boner.
We were on the couch snuggling and it turned into a chubb snugg.
by Mexipoca March 6, 2019
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Chubbi Stumps

An ice cream cone shaped crayon that's perfect for small hands.
Chubbi Stumps are the best crayons EVER!!!
by Chachizzy October 16, 2010
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Cubby Snatcher

An older fellow who dates women much younger then himself.
"Dude did you see tom's new girlfriend? she's like 8!"

"Yeah man! he's such a cubby snatcher! he'd think that dora was a catch!"
by the dais October 14, 2011
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