Chrome Zealot

A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”

"No, I couldn't view the video you sent me. I'm a chrome zealot."

by stthomas_a_keen_ass October 6, 2009

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chromeo

The best electrofunk band out there, formed by a skinny Jew and a fat Arab. Basically Marvin Gaye meets Jamiroquai meets Fedde le Grande meets Soft Cell.

Yo last night I walked in on my parents dancing to Fancy Footwork by Chromeo...

by airbaracuda456 October 8, 2008

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beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

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chrome://newtab

When you somehow got the link to a new tab, copied it, and pasted it here just to see if some guy has already made a definition of it.

(Don't worry, i did that too)

type chrome://newtab on a new tab to open a new tab

by YourAvgGuy September 10, 2023

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