Chronosphere

Device which can move an object through space and time.

I want that Chronosphere

by Extreme June 19, 2004

chronometer

1) A very accurate clock.
2) A poster on a number of board with an unpredictable streak

That Chronometer is teh secksay beast!

by Chronometer August 2, 2003

Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.

Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)

by Gumpy_Little_Cuck April 18, 2018

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.

Arg matey, set your chronometer!

by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

Chromosomies

Person lacking largely in intelligence.

Chrome-o-somies

Now why don't you spastic Chromosomies shut up.

by OrbitCycle April 19, 2019

no homo chromosomo

When you are not affected by heterochromosomia and you're part of the Twitter community.

Guy1: Hey, wanna have sex?
Guy2: nah man, no homo chromosomo

by RoanS77 March 19, 2021

Chromodome

When one gets hit in the head so intense that they lose a chromosome

“Damn did you see how hard Johnny got hit in the head?”
“Yeah I know, he was chromodomed”

by Bigdik July 17, 2018