hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.

1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.

by sarah March 12, 2005

hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta

Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple

by meadowmuffinofjoytittytwister July 20, 2008

Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.

They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.

by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010

christivie

It means you are beautiful sexy have back and make you laugh so much that you cry. Wonderful person and there parents are so gorgeous

Christivie come here my child .

My name is christivie

by Crisvie.snm June 18, 2018

David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013