Tobias Christensen

Big bøsse of all time. Those krøller be hitting the g spot på mange different voksne men

"hey did you know jerome got fucked by Tobias Christensen last night" - Harley Driver 1

"Yeah" - Jerome, Harley Driver 2

by Andreas Bøsseson March 18, 2022

hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.

Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...

by S4v4nn4h April 8, 2006

Hayden Christensen

The Hottest guy on Earth, who is also married to the hottest girl on Earth, Nila. Dark Blonde, Blue-green eyes, 6'1, a smile to die for. Everything a girl could want, except he's already taken.

What a shame Hayden Christensen is already taken by Nila, otherwise I'd definitely go for him!!

by Neelaville July 21, 2008

Christepher

one of the hottest humans on the planet. always has a good time with younger ladies and loves to get around town all around good funny hot sexy loving guy. Usually very attractive

Christepher is talking to my little sister

by Boboi March 15, 2021

Sladen Christensen

AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.

I caught Sladen Christensen with Sarah Luke behind Carls Jr last friday

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

Christee

Christee is usually a teenager who doesn’t care and very free spirited and can be very ghetto at times

“Did you see that fight between ole girl and Christee”

“Yea ole girl got her ass beat”

by Laugh and laugh November 11, 2018

hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.

1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.

by sarah March 12, 2005