A large person (usually named chris) who constantly sweats profusely, giving the illusion that he/she is covered in glaze.
This boar of a chrispcream grazed my arm this morning in passing, and no matter how many times I wash it, the sticky stench still lingers.
by meanpussay March 8, 2011
Get the Chrispcream mug.Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.
Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017
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A mix of words Christ and Cake. Always used in plural form. Use it the same way as you'd use "Oh my God" or "Christ!"
Can also be used in combination with WTF.
Can also be used in combination with WTF.
1)Holy fucking christcakes! That girl Carolyn has'em big ass titties.
2)WTF Christcakes! What is going on?
2)WTF Christcakes! What is going on?
by Fucking Russian August 17, 2006
Get the Christcakes mug.A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.
by IHateChrisMoore May 15, 2013
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As in: "Christco Warehouse Religion Club" for all your bulk and discount worship needs.
As in: "Christco Warehouse Religion Club" for all your bulk and discount worship needs.
Bob and Alice joined the new "Christco" club down the street, they love the pastor, but the new dance numbers are to die for!
by RockyWords August 10, 2009
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by mud9090 November 19, 2013
Get the Christaoke mug.This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.
Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.
Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010
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