Christmas 

A holiday supposedly celebrating the birth of Jesus Chirst, man who meant well but now is the cause of all the problems in the world because people missinterpretted him. But I digress, Chirstmas has been bastardized by Capitalists in the western society. It is nothing more than a holiday based on commercial greed.

Billy:"My teacher says that if I'm good Santa will give me presents!"
Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.

Christmas by Karl Marx October 26, 2004

christmas 

A day that somehow went from the birth of christ to a day where a fat man in a red suit goes down your chimmney and leaves things under a tree that you have for some reason placed in your house. If you are good you get a gift, and if your 'naughty' you get a lump of coal, which really is a fire hazard come to think of it. Also a day where children throw tantrums because they did not recieve the pony they just HAD to have.

Little Becky didn't get her pony from the fat man in the red suit on christmas, so she vowed to make sure there was a big fire in the fireplace next year.

christmas by LeDuh October 31, 2006

Christmas 

A time of year when people spend more money than they have on crap for people who don't deserve it.

I just wasted 500 dollars on Christmas crap.

Christmas by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Christmas 

A celebration to a pagan god known as "Capitalism".

Im to broke for christmas, and a capitalist economy.

Christmas by M-boy February 17, 2006

Christmas 

The season when you're forced to be happy. If your not, a fat communist comes and beats you up. He enslaves little people who make stuff and fuel consumerism. The fat man in red breaks into your house and delivers gifts which your parents pay for. None of the gifts are free and the 'santa' man is secretly a trillionaire who sells people stuff. Santa is communist but he has his factory in china where he makes the cheap plastic toys.

Society: Santa Claus is coming to town
Me: Christmas already!? It's the jolly fat man! Run for your lives!

Christmas by The Intimidating British Guy August 12, 2021

Christmas 

Being slowly eased out of the place you live by being made unemployable by a malicious rumour campaign, hense being on a permanent Christmas holiday

"I am fed up of this guy"

"You want to make it Christmas for him ?"

Christmas by guestguestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

Christmas 

December 25th. A time of the year where you get most of the stuff you want during the year. Time spent with family friends and sometimes if you have one with your boyfriend. A time to eat a lot of cookies and food that you make. ....... Oh and Jesus

"Oh my god christmas is so close and can just see the presents in my mind."

Christmas by Volleyball_Queen December 9, 2014