Chrisean

A sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.

I need myself a sexy Chrisean .

by Domdenise July 13, 2016

Christen

To perform a sex act in a new vehicle for the first time. Thought to bring good luck to the car

Did you and your girl christen your new car yet?

by Providendacator June 3, 2018

Chrisje

AKA Fat Ferb The coolest kid on the block , the smartest girl I know , the bestest friend I could ever ask for and my fellow Dynamo. Her taste in music is superlative and her passion for dogs is like no other. She's the proudest Dutch citizen you'll ever meet and she'll take every opportunity she gets to brag about her country. She will always make you smile when you sad by telling you all her crazy life stories like when she got this painful rash on her bum and slept with her bare bum sticking out of her duvet. Chrisje is such a fun person to be around because when you with her you forget all your worries. She's a brilliant Frutare maker as well as an excellent business partner. She is probably the most photogenic person I know and the best person to have a photoshoot with. She loves the attention and will always take an opportunity to sing with me on stage . She is the best beer pong partner #dreamteam and will always support you no matter what.She's a dancing queen (her moves are phenomenal)@Abba rocks and the cringiest , most fantastic and fabulous person you'll ever meet. #areweoutofthewoods

Chrisje, let's go danceee

by Sweaty Suzi September 5, 2018

chrisening

To place an image of Chris Pratt upon another being

I bought a sheet of Chris Pratt stickers for the purpose of chrisening my friends tomorrow.

by Kittycornflamingo March 29, 2021

chrisjevanswh0re

Sexy motherfucker on tiktok that is horny all the time

I want to marry chrisjevanswh0re

by tomhollandisasussybaka June 16, 2021

Chrisean

Blueface girlfriend from Baltimore.

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

“It’s a vibe all the time!!”

by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022

ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.

Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023