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Chrisney, Indiana

A small town in Southern Indiana known by the locals as Long Beach Chrisney (LBC). The LBC is filled with bad mother fuckers. These bad mother fuckers tend to drink copious amounts of Busch Light Beer. There have been reports of egregious whiskey drinking as well. Chrisney people are quite different from other breeds of humans. University studies have shown that Chrisney people have Adonis DNA and tiger blood flowing throughout their bodies. This accounts for their winning ways. Random urine tests have shown that Chrisney residents do indeed piss excellence among other things.
Q: Where is "God's country" located?

A: Chrisney, Indiana.
by Kraut Stain March 26, 2011
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chrisevansdirtywh0re is a special person! am i concerned for them, they are a amazing friend. 🙄💅
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Chriseilda

An exotic legendary-type of person. She’s the girl who wants to explore the whole world while in the midst of discovering her own personality. Chriseilda usually tends to hide her feelings around people she only began to know. Eventually, she gradually opens herself up as she gets to know you better. She is very loyal and understanding, however they feel very lonely when giving more to others and less to herself. Once Chriseilda decided to invest on herself, oh dear, this woman will shake the entire earth with her presence. Chriseilda is also very known for her loving nature. She falls in love easily, but her heart sure knows who she desires and truly love. She cares about others and always want to help, even if it means sacrifice. For some people, Chriseilda is a damn role model. The biggest ambivert and is a gamer.
Person 1: Look! Who is that model on fire?
Person 2: That woman’s name is Chriseilda. So charismatic, isn’t she?
Person 1: Indeed. Oh, such a powerful presence. I can’t stop staring at her.
by authorealisty. November 22, 2021
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Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.
Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.
by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009
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christena

A very beautiful and loving girl
if you have a Christena in your life,
try as hard as possible to keep her,
she is strong, indepented, and is very athletic
guy #1; "Dang, look at that girl"
guy #1; " You know who she is?!?!?"
guy #2; "Oh man, thats the new girl christena!"
guy #1; "Damn shes beautiful"
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Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
by angmmm February 4, 2010
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chrisanna

ain't you ever going to find a crazier ginger than a chrisanna! a chrisanna is so much fun you will probably laugh your pants off at which point a chrisanna will steal them and hide them only to be found centuries later. A chrisanna is also the name for a really witty and sarcastic reply which wll leave you reeling for a comeback! without chrisanas the world would be a dull place in more ways than one ;)
"oh wow, you're so good at chrisannas?"

"seriously bro, how do you come up with all these chrisannas?!?"
by lucielius November 25, 2013
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