Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019
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Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"
by Wet Biscuit Mcglee October 25, 2006
Get the Chunk fucker mug.A skinny African refugee with extremely boney arms and legs. Some might even confuse him with a burnt skeleton. He is wanted in North Carolina for causing trouble then try to “fight” niggas by jumping on their back like some type of spider monkey and start slapping his prey. If anybody sees this horrendous beast please contact 1800-CATCH-THAT-NIGGA-NOW
Aye I think a see a burnt skeleton!!
O shit it’s Chunk Omar he so fuckin ugly!!!
Run for yo lives!!!!
Someone call 1800-CATCH-THAT-NIGGA-NOW!!!!
O shit it’s Chunk Omar he so fuckin ugly!!!
Run for yo lives!!!!
Someone call 1800-CATCH-THAT-NIGGA-NOW!!!!
by TheDefGod April 16, 2019
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Get the ChonkStonks mug.Chunk dope is fentanyl / dope that is in solid rock form and has not yet been broken down into powder. It is typically straight off the brick, and is considered purer / stronger than regular fent dope.
Chunk dope is popular among users who chase the dragon as the small chunks of dope are easier to manage than powder.
Chunk dope is popular among users who chase the dragon as the small chunks of dope are easier to manage than powder.
by Tatertots 5 October 23, 2022
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