chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

cropdick

The reattachment of one's foreskin

i have a cropdick

by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chopsticks

Typically seen as a pair of long and thin hand utensils. Designed for eating and cooking food. Most notably, people of the Leo zodiac are known to use them with exceptionally poor skill. The world record for most candies picked up with chop sticks within 1 minute is held by a Gemini. As a side note, Gemini are dope.

Please use your chopsticks to eat sushi.

by Dope9912345 July 10, 2017

Chopsticks

Sexual Act; the act of two males using their erect penises to pick up random objects by using them like chopsticks.

Dwight, do you want to come over and play pee stream swords? Maybe after we can play some chopsticks.

by sniq June 9, 2011

Chopsticks

When a woman gives two guys a handjob with the same hand at the same time.

Tyler and Brett are headed over to the massage parlor because the masseuse gives chopsticks.

by Author's ashes February 26, 2019