Chookl

A chookl is an offspring of a duck and chicken. Genetic scans revealed that chooklś are also part anime girl (FYI). They descended from cavemen in 67 B.C.E.. The first report of a chookl was found in Antarctica. They like to live hot and dry places, like text messages and hardwood floors. A group of them is called a chocolate. They make a distinct croak that sounds like “blurp!” It is highly aggressive, but if you manage to have it grab your attention, it will probably flirt with you. It’s diet consists of mainly humans. One of it’s favorite snacks is the left pinky of small children, typically around the age of 1-5. They are commonly found in dumplings, cars, and air vents. They are very strong, being able to withstand extreme temperatures, disease and viruses, and even 10000 feet drops! Their blood cells contain a strong shield that traps viruses and coats them with carbon dioxide, killing the virus. When attacking, they slice the ankles of children and swallow them whole. Their jaws can extend to a tiny 1 foot tall. They have canine teeth lining their bills. They have sharps claws that can cut through metal and human flesh. They are usually yellow, but are rarely rainbow tie-dye. They are also venomous. Their venom sack is located near their neck, where they will spit toxic acid that burns most flammable materials. They also have a super ability to change their body temperature to extreme levels to make up for their low oxygen levels.

A Chookl will bite you furiously.

by tsukkischunkyperiodblood November 1, 2020

Choolin

Chilling out and cooling off at the same time.

Just went for a run, now we're choolin.

by Anton Biscuit March 15, 2021

The Kingsbray Chookie

The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.

Neil: So, I was waiting for the bus yesterday and realized just as I was about to get on that I ......... THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!

Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?

Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 15, 2019

Chookie

n. Another term used for one moving their bowels shit

Tom! Did you chookie your pants??

by Frazier May 30, 2006

Choklitt Rekt

To surprise someone so utterly and completely they shit themselves. Usually occurs in video games.

DUDE!! I just Choklitt Rekt this guy with a shotgun in CoD, I literally heard him shit over his microphone.
I think he took Taco Tuesday a little too seriously...

by DudeBruh April 8, 2015

chookie

v. A term often used to substitute the term "to dookie" or "to shit" esp. your pants.

"Tom! Did you chookie your pants?"

by Frazier July 28, 2008

chookle

what my 5 year old cousin calls his penis.

"After I go to the toilet, I wipe my chookle!"

by Leif Erickson April 11, 2008