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Conehead Sundae

(noun)
The act of ejaculating upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently ejaculate upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.
Edgar: "Hey Mike, did you end up fucking that blonde chick you went home with last night?"

Mike: "Hells no. Just as we were about to fuck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. I told her to suck my dick and I made her a conehead sundae."
by Viva La BAM April 13, 2014
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chonged

SO stoned eating the munchies is diffircult
lying on a bed unable to eat any food
by Chonger donga April 20, 2005
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chodehead

ones head that is remarkably shaped like a chode or is someone who is a fagtard or retrded moneky. Basically a wreched friggin idiot.
GOSH!!!! Napolean Dynamite is so NOT a chodehead, crow!
by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004
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conkhead

adjective.

Used to describe ones cranial deformity.

see Nic Cester and mongoloid
"I just got done watching Jet's new video. The lead singer is such a conkhead!"

or

"I just got eye-raped by that conkheaded freak over there.."
by Ashley January 15, 2005
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coonhead

what occurs when you give yourself a haircut with a weedwhacker. Resembles a form of southern wildlife.
christini is the epitomy of coonhead. Look, can you see it's leg??
by i rule you October 3, 2005
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chunghead

Someone who gets chung, though usually to describe someone who gets chung a lot.
Person 1: I've smoked a tens a day for the last 2 weeks
Person 2: Damn, you fucking chunghead
by Chris asdf October 30, 2007
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chorehead

Pam's forehead is so chunky it deserves its own burger name, you can navigate around it using GPS and you can see it from space. It's a chorehead.
by marroni_parsley December 9, 2010
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