choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Choned

(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.

by miwild March 26, 2009

choneez

Choneez is a "slang" term or colloquialism for one's underwear, be it Boxer Shorts, V-8's or a Fig Leaf. It has been used for generations of Mexican-Americans thru-out the Southwest. It is derived from the spanish word "Calzones", or underpants and will soon enter the American lexicon as the word everyone will refer to as their underwear.

Mom!-can you get me a clean pair of CHONEEZ!!!

by Rick Campos April 14, 2007

chone

v. To flake. To back out of a commitment or agreement.

Charlie was going to join us for dinner, but he totally choned on us by cancelling at the last minute.

by Sloan45 July 24, 2008

chodezilla

A massive chode that is clearly visible to everyone.

That guy's gotta chodezilla

by Master of Words February 14, 2008

Chone

Literally anything in the world. Used mainly as a cool nickname between teenagers or a random word used to confuse their parents.

Dude that dude Michael is a chone!

Yeah chone it up brai!

by Ice cream pie March 30, 2009

choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006