choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 1, 2014

love in the time of cholera

Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.

Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera.

We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since.
🤞

by Krkič March 8, 2020

choner

A person who is a combination of a chump and a loner.

Look at that sad fool. What a choner!

by Farley Barnhardt March 3, 2008

cooneral

A funeral attended by black people only

that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?

by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

Choner

A word denoting an erection, but also implying that the person subject to the description has a chode.

When the professor bent down to pick up the pen she dropped, I could have sworn Jeremy got a choner.

by Hermom Inc. March 17, 2011

Cronerati

A seriously hooked up car, of far-east origin, a hybrid consisting of Italian and Nicosean parts, kicks any Lambocivic's and Lanbo's ass, has a boomin' system that cats notice before it's even near them, is rollin' on bad ass 15 spoke crome dubs, has won many street races between Makedonitissa and Soutzou

Cronerati 1.8 V6 as owned by Tommy Bahama the Great

by Civic Test Driver July 8, 2005

choner

simply a chode boner

wow your being such a choner right now...

pretty much the worst

by nobody 123432234 June 12, 2011