Chodism

the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.

Dude bow your head it's a chodist!
not only a chodist it's the chodism god AJ!

by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008

chodism

a man named nolans religion and when he finds the frist man with a chode he will worship for the rest of his life.

"i worship chodism, you?"

by nolan brann April 23, 2003

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

by JC1976 February 6, 2007

Choise

Another word for butt cheese, or ass residue, or bum sweat, usually caused by sweat or sitting on a bench that had an ass full of choise on it.

Sally did you wipe your ass today ?Because it smells like choise up in this joint.

by Tinkerdinker November 18, 2017

chodis

A penis that is wider in girth than it is in length.

Frank couldn't insert his chodis through the glory hole.

by blair_one May 3, 2005

Choida

Fucker

Damn those CHOIDA's look hot.

by Vishal Gupta September 20, 2009

Chodish

Having to do with a chode.

His chodish penis was rejected by the ho.

by Goat August 31, 2003