fur choked crack

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

by D Biggums June 10, 2022

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

Choed

The piece of pubical skin between your scrotum and your brown eye.

She kicked me square in the choad.

by Trey Martinez December 10, 2003

n'cheekd

a state of intoxication bordering on total sensory ruin, usually involving waking up somewhere wondering what the fuck you did the night before.

I was so n'cheekd last night I woke up in the lion enclosure at the zoo. I have no clue how I got there

by TMISv2.0 February 9, 2005

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!

choked out

by vEM1 April 22, 2009

choekyi

extremely hot beautyfull cool SEXY person, you can use it as an adverbe. Really good to use to describe 'PERFECT'.

WOW, you are so choekyi! , Why are you so Choekyi??? , Teach me how to Choekyi!

by heyyouthereiseeyouovertherekby February 8, 2017