chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

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chodecel

A male that is forcibly celibate due to his genitalia being too girthy to properly engage in any kind of sexual activity.

Because Bob was born with a penis that was girthier than it was long, he was condemned to the miserable life of a chodecel.

by jonesiebonesie April 3, 2021

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Chodely

A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.

You "So are you doing anything tonight?"

Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"

*Chodely punches you*

Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"

Lady "Bye."

Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"

You "Shut up Chodely."

by Natty please? December 8, 2010

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chodeberry

A small ball of crusty matter which resides in the chode. Often, but not always this can be fecal matter, and sometimes is lint. Some may fine the chodeberry attractive, but that is an acute fetish.

You, sir, are a chodeberry!

by Will April 10, 2005

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