nashville choker

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.

We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.

by vaGina August 12, 2017

Chockers

Australian Slang for 'Chockablock'

Translates to filled up completely.

"Mate, don't use the back shitter, she's chockers from last night.'

by GentleCaress September 18, 2017

Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013

Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.

Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!

by VoidProphet January 12, 2019

mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

chonker

what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.

Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"

by Ninjablevins March 7, 2020

bowl choker

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

by alan steel October 17, 2008