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Tie-chivalry

To shake one's tie in disgust, protest, disrepure or recoil. Often used by QUELP Knights in the same way Members of The House Of Commons shake leaflets of proposed Bills in protest.

The tie is grabbed 4 inches from the knot, with the thumb going on the underside and both the index and middle finger, above and below respectively, on the outer side. The tie is then ravenously mishandled and shaken often accompanied by a disapproving din of 'Rar rar'.
I'm afraid, that as you are a Level 12 I cannot permit you to sit at my table and in protest I must dismiss your voice with my tie-chivalry.

I'm afraid I disagree Mr Barrymore, I cannot support the gay franchise and therefore I must attend to my tie for extended chivalry at your proposed debauchery.

Julian Danielson - " I hear Dr Eric Egan has got his Help up the duff, Mycroft"
Mycroft - "Oh yes, I heard that disgusting business, shame, he had a rather tense bottham and had only just had his burnley wallet!" *Both then compound their disgust with a session of tie chivalry

EXCUSE ME Mr Speaker, i fucking must protest at this shit of giving the mob the vote. QUELP insist that voting rights are still means tested; both by virtue of class, family name, distinction and of course, wealth - *tie-chivals in total disgust
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drunk chivalry

A term coined by a man named Robert in May of 2015, Drunk Chivalry is the willpower to not make of move on a girl while you are both inebriated. Only a few people can achieve such a state
Guy 1: you could have banged her, you were both so shitfaced.
Guy 2: must have been drunk chivalry

chivalry drunk
by truththebitch October 20, 2015
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Butch Chivalry

When a big old masculine lesbian aka bull dyke knows how to treat another lesbian like a lady. Usually others of the non-bull dyke lesbian variety.
Although Charlene is a big ol’ bull dyke and runs some questionable shower searches, as a guard, over the inmates at the women’s prison, when she is on a date, she’s poised in the art of butch chivalry.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018
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Hypothetical chivalry

Proposing a situation wherein had you, say, a certain object you would use it to be chivalrous.
Girl: It's cold.

Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.

Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
by Miss Jaffah May 6, 2011
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aggressive chivalry

A traditionally gentlemanly gesture performed in the most masculine, over-the-top manner possible, as to draw attention to the gesture's chivalrous nature.
*Man pushes girl out of the way to open the door for her*

Man: "You'll have to forgive my aggressive chivalry"
by HookfaceSteve November 10, 2011
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code of chivalry

a code used by knights to be brave in battle, fight fairly, keep promises, defend the Church, and treat women of noble birth in a courteous manner
by james eakmon November 10, 2003
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Ass Chivalry

When a man holds a door open for a woman, only check out her ass. (I'm hoping most women already knows this exists)
"Nice ass chivalry back there, but the 40 second wait for her to get from the parking lot to the door made it pretty obvious"
by Crazy Savages December 7, 2009
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