Chico Flores

To do 'a Chico Flores' is to feign injury in professional sport, usually at the expense of all dignity. May induce hysterical laughter, which is the only known cure for said fake injury.

*football player (could be Chico Flores) gets hit on the forehead and rolls around holding his face*

"Look, he's pulling a Chico!"

by swansea fan February 6, 2014

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 28, 2006

chibola

Peruvian slang term for "chica," "nena," "bebe."

"Que tal, chibola? En que andas?"

by Milagros October 16, 2007

chaloobies

n. man boobs

That fat guy has bigger chaloobies than I do!

by Mel May 6, 2004

Chilopodophobia

Fear of centipedes (chilopods).

Sally has chilopodophobia. She is deathly afraid of chilopods.

by Chaveh_ October 22, 2014

Cailou

An absolute fucking twat, He is the literal definition of fucking Satan. He whines at every chance he gets about the dumbest fucking things and can't go fucking hair cause it's mentally challenged and probably has terminal cancer, but we find out that terminal cancer has a bad case of cailou.

Cailou: Your A Nigger, I'm Going To Separate Your Fucking Kidney Into Two If We Don't Go To The Circus You Twat
Mom: Dies

by Cancer patient:) October 4, 2019

Cailou

A stupid child who sounds like a goat on steroids.

Each day I brush my hair, oh wait there's nothing there! Cailou, Cailou!

by Vsco%$^& October 28, 2019