Masterbate until cumming, then stick your raining cheese into your spouses ass in fetal position. Fall asleep limp cuddle inside behind your cheese filled spouse.
An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.
Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.