cheez-it

A cheesy smack food that no other food can compare to. Also known as the best food in the universe and considerably better than reese cups.

person: dude those cheez-its are so better than reese's

by colin24213524361614 May 10, 2009

Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

cheez-it

a scrumptious food item consisting of 1X1 inch squares of baked cheezy goodness. This particular snack food carries the slogan "Get Your Own Box".

A: Cheez-it's? awesome, can I have some?

B: Dude, get your own box, and stop being so gay. We're just roommates, it doesnt automatically make us friends.

A: Sorry.

by how come every email is using every name i come up with November 20, 2007

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009

Cheez Doodles

A delicious cheezy snack treat that comes in puffed and crunchy. The puffed ones are better.

Cheez Doodles ROCK! Please help me and Andi fight against leukemia. Sign our 1000 thumbs up and remember Ian Chode is a dick.

by Cancerman April 25, 2005

Cheez-It check ya

A way to check someone for celiac disease. You feed them a cheez-it and see how they react.

Hey sage, i am going to cheez-it check ya to see if youre actually celiac.

by Versillian March 9, 2020

Cheez-Its

Heavenly cheese flavored crunchy crackers that only the best of people have.

*Eats Cheez-Its queitly*

by The_DarkBean June 8, 2021