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then we cheeched

Word commonly used by 1Puglife, referring to chooching after an activity such as lifting heavy shit.
Time to move trapters, then lift heavy shit and stop by Nelson's, then we cheeched.
by Average_joe420 February 1, 2014
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cheetle

the orange, powdery residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos
Crap. Quit touching my stuff, and put down that bag of Cheetos, for Christ's sake. You should know by now that cheetle doesn't come out of silk.
by Leyla April 28, 2005
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cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
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Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009
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Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life
by anon98789 April 25, 2019
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Cheetahpult

An amalgamation of the words Cheetah and Catapult. A Cheetahpult is a device used to launch cheetahs over enemy walls or into structures and then the cheetah's speed and predatory instincts eliminate the enemy from within. A truly devastating weapon, predicated on the feline's ability to always land on their feet.
The Cheetahpult is as deadly as it is improbable
by TPBSpeedwagon October 28, 2010
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