Cheetos DNA

Circumstantial orange evidence left behind by a recent consumer of Cheetos.

John, I know you were the last one to touch the t.v. remote. It has your Cheetos DNA all over it.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 14, 2010

cheerocracy

from the movie Bring It On...a form of government only recognized in high school

"Girls, this is not a DEMocracy, this is a CHEERocracy and I'm the cheertator!!"

by alfie January 26, 2005

Cheeto Rats

A small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a Cheeto typically found in a basement-dwelling neckbeard's computer or bed.

Because of the smug, fedora-donning individual's lack of personal hygiene, the Cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. This typically results in the attraction of rats. As the rats and Cheeto dust combine, a Cheeto Rat is formed. Cheeto Rats are often more vicious than normal rats, and enjoy the taste of Cheetos.

It is recommended for neckbeards to remove Cheeto Rats before they get inside of a computer. They are known to chew on the wiring and even break keyboards. The term "Cheeto Rat" was originally coined in 1997 by both Eminem and Nostalgia Critic.

Man, Tyler the Neckbeard is disgusting! He has Cheeto Rats all over his computer, in his room, and there is one even in his ear!

by rudeboyty February 11, 2015

Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.

Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!

by Ryan February 10, 2004

cheeborgotry

When yo mama eats all the cheese

mom stop cheeborgotrying all the cheese before I cheeborgotry you

by bobbysmurda2121 November 4, 2019

cheetofeet

A medical condition affecting the lower extremity of the vertebrate leg. Principal symptom includes a strong, cheesy odor resembling that of the orange, crunchy snack cheetos.

Due to not washing her feet or changing her socks on a daily basis, Joyce contracted cheetofeet.

by TootsieRoll March 24, 2005

orange cheeto

A millionaire president with a cheap ass tan

*hits blunt* is that an orange Cheeto
Nah dude it's our 45th president

by Brownperson1256 November 16, 2017