Chestshit

While your partner is sleeping after you had sex you take a dump on there chest.

I was having break up sex last night and before I left I took a CHESTSHIT and split!

by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006

Cheapitude

A way of life dictating an attitude of thrift and cheapness above all else.

<Arumasi> I'm a cheap college student, just not in the Boston area, so getting to Boston defies my cheapitude.

by Doji Subeta June 13, 2003

cheapscate

Not wanting to spend money on something that's affordable.

Joe: Hey Steve buy that video game you've wanted

Steve: Nah, not sure I want it.
Joe: Dude you've got $100 bucks just buy it you cheapscate

by Leroy Hamilton November 1, 2014

cheapsive

Noun: Something that is not very low in cost, yet still lower than its highest price.

I would like to buy an item from your cheapsive selection.

by Mista Mac April 24, 2017

Cheapskate sugar daddy

When you find out that whales and Crabs can't breed and the whale, Pearl, asks her daddy, Mr Crabs, for money.

Pearl had wanted a boat mobile for her 18th birthday but that cheapskate sugar daddy of hers wouldn't get one for her.

by jd-eagles-pride January 17, 2019

CrapShit Fart

An art and commentary YouTuber more commonly known as CreepShow Art. Now most known for stalking and harassing fellow art YouTuber Emily Artful then proceeding to write a self-insert tragic backstory fanfiction in which she framed herself as the victim of the actions she actually perpetrated against Emily.

Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.

by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021

cheapskate

someone so cheap, he cooks his meals using the work kitchen at the golden eagle refinery so he doesn't have to use electricity at home.

me: greg is so damn cheap!
you: what do you mean?

me: when there arent extra helpings to take home to eat, he stays after his shift is over and cooks his dinner here at work so he doesn't have to use his own electricity

you: doesn't he work more overtime than anyone?

me: yeah, he does ship tie-ups before his regular shift all tihe time and makes a lot but is one big CHEAPSKATE. he's also a lonely jerk who hasn't had a girlfriend in 15 years and is effectively a virgin, due to the lack of play he gets.

by sneekix May 27, 2008