When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 June 7, 2018
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He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.
Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.
by cates September 25, 2006
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People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.
by NReb April 14, 2004
Get the Dave Chappelle mug.Comedian who has his own show on comedy central. He makes funny satires of the black race, and I think the only reason he can get away with it is because he is, himself, black. ;) not hatin', though. Love black people, asians, whatever. No racism in my house, except on chapelle's show. Very funny man, he imitates r. kelly, and li'l jon, among other people and things.
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can i see your proof of insurance?
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by deldelda July 29, 2004
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Also, a way of referring to someone who's behaviour or presence is annoying.
Chauving
Also, a way of referring to someone who's behaviour or presence is annoying.
Chauving
'Thats the lad over there that fell asleep in the pub and pissed himself. We've been chauving him about it ever since'
'Oh no, there's Gareth. I hope he doesn't come over and start on with his tedious stories - he chauves me'
'Oh no, there's Gareth. I hope he doesn't come over and start on with his tedious stories - he chauves me'
by J Biscuit August 30, 2007
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Get the chapped up mug.n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legs meet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.
Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chapped gap.
by John Stone Productions October 17, 2008
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