Charlie Horse

A muscle cramp that typically affects the calf muscle, due to sore, tired muscles and a lack of hydration. One of the most ridiculously, painful fucking things that could happen to someone.

He woke up out of a dead sleep with the feeling that the devil himself was wringing his calf muscle dry like a wet rag while nothing he did could stop the ever-increasing pain and misery of this monstrosity called a charlie horse.

by Mrduvwah June 22, 2018

charlie hustle

A person with initiative. A self-starter. A person that has juice for opportunities, out in the world trying to make something happen for themselves.

Example: Yo, even in this tight market, that dude's gonna get a job man. He's got some real "Charlie Hustle".

by Shivax 3000 November 28, 2016

Charlie Gillespie

Charlie Gillespie is the hottest man on Earth He is also a ghost He is the most talented human on Earth

Charlie Gillespie is The HOTTEST man on Earth

by Charliegillespie4444 September 30, 2020

Charlie Work

manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia

Fuck this I don't have to clean the toilet, thats charlie work.

From the show it's always sunny in philadelphia on FX

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Jesus Charlie

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.

Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!

by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019

Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"

Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

Charlie Watts

drummer for the rolling stones.
quite possibly the oldest drummer this side of the universe.
referred as 'the sensible one' out of the stones, not going as wild like his comrades.
in other words, the coolest grandad alive.

'who invented the drums?' 'charlie watts'

by SlashThePoo March 4, 2009