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Charlize 

She is the best friend anybody could possibly ask for. She's always there for you, and ready and willing and able to make you feel better. She's very loyal, and will always stay true to her friends. If a guy is lucky enough to have her, he's one lucky dude. Whoever is her best friend is pretty much just as lucky. Whenever you're feeling down, some random funny memory with her will pop into your head and make you smile. Just being around her automatically puts you in a good mood no matter what. You can trust her with anything, and she knows "don't tell anybody" means "don't tell anybody". It's hard to get her trust, but once you have it, it's amazing. Any type of close relationship with her is awesome, whether it's best friend, boyfriend or anything else. Being her friend is like having a sister. She gives great advice, and is always very honest. She's funny and sweet. She is beautiful, whether or not she chooses to believe you when you tell her that. She's weird and crazy, but that's why you end up loving her. She's an amazing hugger and always wants to get better no matter how good she already is. She's a good kisser, and don't say otherwise unless you wish to suffer the consequences. Don't mess with her, because once you do she will literally beat your a** and you will disappear, and will never be found again. In short, she's amazing, and you will always cherish her. She is so precious, everyone wants to be like her. Charlize is perfect
Friend: Charlize your so perfect
Charlize: Look who’s talking 😍
Friend: *smiles with happiness*
Charlize by Layla Kay August 31, 2019

charlieissocoollike 

A very popular YouTube user from the UK, Charlie McDonnel, who has a large fan base of teenagers, mos of whom are girls. He plays the guitar and ukulele and is a very skilled singer/songwriter. His videos are often very comedic, featuring original songs and skits. McDonnel has great hair and is very attractive. Although he complains about having acne, even making a song about it, he in fact looks perfect and should not worry about such things. He is also very loyal to his fans as shown in his Twitter account, in which he responds only to his followers' tweets and does not follow anyone. Charlieissocoollike is basically the prime example for what a girl looks for in a guy.
Lea: Charlieissocoollike is so perfect. Why can't I meet someone like him in my life?

Valerie: But nobody's perfect.

Lea: Charlie is.

sorry charlie 

A lack of sympathy. A form of "Get over it. I won't help you." Used as a response to a complaint.
A: "I lost my last quarter."
B: "Sorry Charlie."

three pump charlie 

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie
John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips
three pump charlie by Club April 10, 2015

Charlie Sheened 

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!