Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

camster

A cow cross hamster.hamster head and tail. Cow body and legs. A very cute medium sized animal created by breanna

Did you see that camster today

by BreannaE21 June 30, 2017

Clamster

A combination of a Clam and a Hamster. Commonly found in moist areas near a river or pond

Look at that Clamster!

by ArtsyDude June 5, 2018

Chagsterone

The act of a Muslim bombing a school of black kids.

“Someone call the cops, osamba is about to chagsterone that school!

by CAPTAINxSHLAP February 11, 2019

Chapster

The term used to describe one of Sir.YALDYKing’s fellows

Hello there Chapster, have you seen YALDYKing at all today?

by YALDYKing January 16, 2021

Chadsterbation

When you masterbate while lifting weights at the same time so the blood in your body goes to your dick and your arm making you last longer.

Dude I just had a really nice chadsterbation you should try it some time.

by Dillan756 April 9, 2021