fut champs

aids, makes you want to die in a hole

Why isn’t John at school today?
He was playing Fut Champs this weekend

by JohnHarryBoi December 22, 2019

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Chainsaw man

Suffering/Pain

Chainsaw man is pure chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 6, 2020

that's so chips

When something's to damn good to use the word lit.

Bruh, that's so chips

by tegmhomas November 19, 2016

musical chairs

When within the remaining few minutes of the last period of a school day (specifically a highschool class) a student deliberately rattles his or her chair around to spark the process of the entire class picking up their things and leaving.

Usually a few students are reponsible for being the catalyst of the movement and it normally occurs durring the time when the teacher is giving instructions for homework or summarizing other important details about the days lecture.

Variations of musicial chairs include the zipping up of binders, slamming of books, or putting papers away.

Toby wanted to get out of class to smoke weed as soon as possible so he contributed a rattling chair solo to the class inducing multiple students to join into musical chairs.

Jamal was in need of an excuse to conveniently "not hear" the teachers instructions for the homework, so he violently dashed his binder zipper back and forth for several seconds.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman July 30, 2010

shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!

Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.

by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.

I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.

by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006