cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.

Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.

by McSandtrap October 10, 2005

Super Cereal

Another way of saying "extremely serious", Serious=Cereal.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.

"Guys! I'm super cereal right now! ManBearPig is a major threat!"- Al Gore

by TFE August 7, 2006

Cerealed

Past tense verb for when a guy tries and fails to get with a girl dressed as a cereal box

It’s been a while since Sam last Cerealed

by Nrhehdjsnej April 10, 2023

totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

Cum cereal

When one uses cum for a bowl of cereal instead of milk, preferably on cap'n crunch.

" Welcome to the basement burger bar, can i take your order?"
" Yes, I'll have the Cum cereal with a side of horse fluid."

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

explosive cereal

for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.

james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.

by NeilArmstrongIsMyDad44 May 10, 2019