Centuria

The act of doing something over and over again aproximately one hundred times.

Ive been playing this video game for a centuria.

by Cenkid February 19, 2009

cuntusion

Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.

Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?

Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 31, 2017

Centuraindemic

A significant viral or pathogenic infection that spans more than 1 country of the world infection millions to 10s and 100s of millions of humans and killing similar numbers during its initial phases or waves of infection and mutation. This infection occurs roughly every 100 years and lasts for more than 12 consecutive months. Immunization efforts may be made by nations with varying results of "herd immunity".

The Great Plague - 1720, Cholera Outbreak - 1820, The Spanish Flu - 1920, Covid-19 - 2020 all acure 100 years apart. Hence Centur (coming from the term Century or 100 years), Ain (coming from Taint or to infect) and Demic (Meaning to pertain to people or populations) or Centuraindemic. (Sen-ture-ane-demic)

by William Rickard May 16, 2021

pulmonary contusion

A pulmonary contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (hypoxia).

Pulmonary contusion should be assessed in primary survey of trauma patient.

by Guddi July 24, 2016

Cantusion

The bruise you get under your fingernail from opening several beer cans.

Jon drank so many cans of beer last night, he got a cantusion on his right index finger.

by Dan Summers March 1, 2008

labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

Centuries

An extremely famous song by the four-man band from Illinois; Fall Out Boy.

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me, for centuries

by Gourtiom October 4, 2018