Human Centipede

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.

Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!

by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012

Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.

they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style

by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016

Human Centipede

How to get annoying people to shut up.

Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen

by Masolina October 21, 2010

centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.

Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?

by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021

Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

by SergeantS April 26, 2023

human centipede

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.

Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.

by ohhila May 22, 2012

centipede

1) A multi-legged insect similar to a milipede.

2) An addictive arcade game from the 1980's.

3) Creatures that inhabit vaginas, making them uninviting according to the joke from the neglected Old Man Murray web page.

Women have centipedes in their vaginas!

by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004