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illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.
by Britney Jones July 24, 2014
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Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.
"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."
by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008
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celebrities

The tards flapping about on MTV, admired by girls aged 11-18 and anyone else with their mobile phone up their ass. Nobody should be obsessed over celebrities and if they are they are either a) a girl or b) a sped.
If you watch E! News, TRL (Total Retard Live) or anything to do with MTV other than programs that actually play music (and Beavis and Butthead - they rule) then you are a turd and should burn.
by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004
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d-list celebrities

A D-List celebrity is simply a person who is known simply through social networks, a person who has made a name for them selves through social networking sites such as Youtube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or what ever else is out there.

D-List celebrities are not necessarily known for there talents but work put in, in areas such as video production, photography, game play or even just simple creativity and originality.
Person 1; "Is Nash Grier Even Actually Famous?"
Person 2; "No!, Hes What You Call A D-Lister (d-list celebrities"
by truebloodking July 19, 2014
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celebration dance

An expression of joy and success after scoring a touchdown in football. Players are becoming more creative in their mini-performances following the TD.
Mike: "The receiver did a great celebration dance in the end-zone after catching the winning pass."

Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."
by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014
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Celebricrush

A celebricrush (celebrity crush) is a crush or infatuation with a celebrity or star.

It usually begins by watching a movie that seems like it would appeal to you and realising that the supporting/lead actress/actor is your idea of perfection.

You will research them on wikipedia and find their filmography along with various articles, you will read them extensively until you could pass any test on their life.

You will be unable to close the tabs on your browser containing information about them or pictures of them.

You will eventually stumble upon their relationship with another actor/actress and get infuriated and jealous and develop an inferiority complex.

My personal celebricrush is Rachel McAdams due to the fact that she is perfect on and off screen as she is beautiful and has an amazing personality. I am currently in the "comedown" stage of the celebricrush where your obsession has degraded to an interest.

Your crush will end in one of three ways:
1) You will get older and become more mature and realise that it will never happen
2) You'll go to a film festival they're scheduled to attend and ask for an autograph after finding the courage, only to get it signed and watch them walk away without acknowledging you to sign another fan's picture of them in lingerie
3) You kill yourself because you're a worthless faggot who realises that they will never get their celebricrush therefore deciding that there's no point to continue with life
Faggot 1: *Opens chat with friend on MSN* Dude! You have to go watch The Notebook! Rachel McAdams is so perfect!
Faggot 2: It's a chick flick...
Faggot 1: Yeah, but Rachel McAdams is in it and she's the perfect specimen of perfection@!@!
Faggot 2: Wow man... nice celebricrush you cunt...
by iSub March 29, 2011
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