proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

Causemobile

A vehicle adorned with multiple bumper stickers that feature political, activist, or other cause-related messaging; esp. those which are ostentatiously self-righteous

I was stuck in traffic behind a real causemobile on the way to work today. Funny enough though, the experience did nothing to change my stance on abortion.

by Earl Anderson July 19, 2017

cause harm

Cause havoc.

Drippin too hard

You don’t want to go near terrell he’s about to cause harm with double rollie’s

by SODDYSICCH May 27, 2019

Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

Caulen

A legend of a man. Typically a heavy drinker and all around outstanding ninja/jedi like person.

Did you see that kid just chug a beer while doing a backflip? That kid is such a Caulen!

by masterjedininja July 28, 2011

Causey

to follow your own path

"She's a Causey, which is why she's do independent."

by Graceygirl2875 December 21, 2016

'cause

Conj. Slang. Variant of "because."

I did it 'cause I felt like doing it.

by Moriarty October 15, 2003