Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

by emotionSDK March 13, 2012

High calorie pussy

A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.

Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010

calories

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Avoid calories at all costs.

by Loreley April 7, 2012

nigga calories

N,: Calories obtained from any "Soul Foods" or foods common among African Americans.

"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?

"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"

by Gwecob August 23, 2009

CalorieMate

A brand of energy-supplement foods produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., in Japan. Comes in several forms, including Block, Jelly, and Can. The most popular is the block, because of it's small size and portability. It is known as a "Balanced meal, on the go". It contains many of the necessary vitamins, minerals, and nutrients the body needs, all in a small container.

The CalorieMate was popularized by the video game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" for the PlayStation 2 as a food the main character can consume.

Tim: What are you eating?

Jeff: A CalorieMate

Tim: What's that?

Jeff: A delicious energy supplement food from Japan that contains essential vitamins and minerals, all in this small block!

Tim: Wow..., it sounds like a really nifty type of food, almost like food the astronauts eat!

by JapanRules1211 May 2, 2009

calorie

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.

salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good

by Quimsey May 6, 2006

calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015