Category 5 Wet Dream

To wake up choking on your own jizz.

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!

by Scrothomas February 3, 2018

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

cateblanchettsexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cate blanchett in any forms of love.

someone who is obsessed with her. can be a man or a woman.

friend: hey, what’s your sexuality?

me: i’m cateblanchettsexual

friend: what does that mean?

me: oh nothing ;)

by cateisdadday March 28, 2021

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

Catelyn

Catelyn is timelessly and breathtakingly gorgeous, open-minded, intelligent, loving in every aspect--some unimaginable, and the best partner in crime you could ever hope or wish for. Catelyn is artistic, athletic, and loyal to a fault (not a flaw, mind you). She knows how to be goofy one minute and classy the next. She possesses a uniquely magnetic, attractive, zany, and charming personality. If you dare gaze into her amazing eyes, you should probably have a GPS or some sort of map handy because YOU WILL get lost in them. Catelyn has an incredibly huge and beautiful heart, capable of immense love. Which may explain why she has a soft spot for the weird, crazy, overly sensitive and sometimes socially awkward guy, who is actually just a big kid at heart. If you know what's good, treat her with respect and always do your best to keep her happy, because her smile is so worth it. She has a fantastic sense of humor, loves to play fight/wrestle a lot, and tends to get competitive and isn’t afraid to get a little rough, especially between the sheets! Muy caliente! She likes outdoor activities, such as jogging, hiking, fishing, and camping, and she’s an expert at pitching tents. She also knows how to let loose in ways that will surprise you. Catelyn is and will always be my BFF soul mate friend forever. I want to eat Catelyn! You heard right.

Me: Sup girl, you found me!
Catelyn: Yup, now I'm going to hit that. HARD!
Me: Whoa! All day AND night long??
Catelyn: HELLS to the YEAH! Prepare yourself!!
Me: OMG. Bring it! And marry me?
Catelyn: Did you really just ask me that? *huge smile*
Me/Catelyn (in unison): I love you BFF soul mate friend forever!!! JINX!!!!!
*Sexy make-out wrestling match ensues*

by kalmyk March 23, 2013

Calee

Pronounced Cali. An absoluty beautiful girl with the most amazing sence of humor. Most Calees are short. Any boy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She is the definition of perfection.

Guy 1: I met the most amazing girl today. She was pretty, funny, and smart.

Guy 2: Whats her name?

Guy 1: Calee.

by Caleeeee November 17, 2011

careered

reaching ones peak/pinacle of success, the best you will ever do or get

He totally careered it with her, she's hot" " He careered it with you, he'll never be able to get someone who is the complete package like you

by PrettyPinkglitter November 7, 2010