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Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.
by Zkilla February 2, 2006
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Jason Castro

Quite obviously the most gorgeous contestant on 'American Idol Season 7.' Jason plays the drums, guitar, and sings. He's known for being the 'one with dreads' on the show.
Jason is Colombian, but was born & raised in Rockwall, Texas. He has also appeared in the MTV reality show 'Cheyenne' & in her music video for 'Hanging On' as her love interest. Jason also once mimiced Ryan Seacrest in the beginning of a show when he said 'this is american idol.' (youtube it to watch)
Me: Have you seen Jason Castro on American Idol??
Her: Yeah, he's wicked talented and lovely tbh.

VOTE FOR JASON CASTRO! AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7.
:)
by mclaura April 18, 2008
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castrate

my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.
by 69 December 23, 2004
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Vincent Castronovo Jr.

Vincent Castronovo Jr. is a 14 year old boy who lives in New Jersey. He won runner-up with his former dance crew, ICONic Boyz, on America's Best Dance Crew Season 6 - Season of the Superstars. He left the group on July 21, 2011 because they were moving on to singing and acting, but Vincent just wanted to stick to dancing. "The end of something ICONic, the start of something GRAND." He was bullied as a child for wanting to be a dancer when he grew up. He has touched many lives with his inspiring story. His GRANDerz, (fans) know him as a wonderful and inspiring gentleman who is caring and kind. Over 100,000 people call themselves GRANDerz and are proud to be one. His number one inspiration is his abuela, or grandma.
Vincent's birthday is April 8, 1997.
Nicknames - Vinny, Vin, GRANDman, Vincenzo, Cenzo
Family background - he is Italian and Puerto-Rican. He has two BEAUTIFUL sisters, Bianca (17), and Alessandra (18). His father, Vincent Castronovo Sr., and the rest of the family own Albivi Brick Oven Pizza, a family run restaurant. Albivi stands for Al - Alessandra, Bi - Bianca, Vi - Vincent.

Twitter - @VinCastronovo
Fanmail - PO Box 429 Millstone Twsp NJ 08535-0429 
make sure to mail 2 stamps.
by Mrscastronovo January 8, 2012
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Castration

Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.
Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!
by the birds and trees May 19, 2008
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Noli de Castro

The Vice - president of the Philippines accused by his opponent of election cheating.With no Cabinet position, he is branded as inutil (useless) because he often refuse to participate on isues.He has no political party but very much associated with the shadowy group "Wednesday Club" whose boss has been rumored to have bought his loyalty.Just like Erap Estrada, he is marked as another puppet - of - the shadowy - group official.
Noli de Castro is a useless vice president.
by Vicky Sato December 29, 2008
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Castrate Yourself

Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.
Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.
by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016
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