3 definitions by AbsolutelyPolishedBean

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Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.
Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.
by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016
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Pussy that’s out of this world. Astronomical vagina.
Ryan: Bro, I had sex with this girl last night, she had some astropussy.
Alex: Some what?
Ryan: Astropussy. The sex made me blast off to another galaxy.
by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 12, 2019
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Theo Von: She got that gutterpussy? ... That’s that pussy that needs Drano.
by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 12, 2019
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