AbsolutelyPolishedBean's definitions

Castrate Yourself

Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.

Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.

by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016

astropussy

Pussy that’s out of this world. Astronomical vagina.

Ryan: Bro, I had sex with this girl last night, she had some astropussy.
Alex: Some what?
Ryan: Astropussy. The sex made me blast off to another galaxy.

by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 12, 2019

gutterpussy

Pussy that needs Drano

Theo Von: She got that gutterpussy? ... That’s that pussy that needs Drano.

by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 12, 2019