carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.

My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.

by bswizzle October 22, 2008

carpenter vibe

(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare

Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.

Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.

Nick: Let's get out of here.

by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009

Angel Casteneda

A very quiet but focused man. He is driven by his work and by his enemy; Tahamid Bhuiyan.

Angel Casteneda? Angel Casteneda is that cool kid!

by Good Man Allah September 21, 2018

Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

Casper The Friendly Fuckboy

This is a type of guy who can be loyal but for the most part sticks to sleeping around he’s just as sweet and kind as a boyfriend would be but still as horny as a fuckboy he is known to say phrases like “I love you” and “I’d marry you” often and always casually with no real meaning behind them

Friend 1: I think I like him should I go for it?
Friend 2: He’s kind of a Casper The Friendly Fuckboy but I think it’ll be fine.

by Mf punk June 7, 2018

caspersight

The best youtuber for horror reactions.
His favourite words are 'Just Rambo it mate'

My auntie forced me to watch caspersight. I am glad she did.

by bigppnicetit July 4, 2021